Mother: Good heavens! What did you do to this dress?
Daughter 1: Oh, Mother, it was practically an antique!
Daughter 2: We just shortened it a little.
Mother: A little? I look like a teeny-bopper!
Daughter 2: What's wrong with that?
Mother: I can't go out like this!
Daughter 1: Why not? Your legs are better than mine.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Name that movie
Boy: Tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you.
Boy: Simon.
Girl: I love you Simon.
Boy: Miracle three.
Girl: I love you.
Boy: Simon.
Girl: I love you Simon.
Boy: Miracle three.
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Name that movie
Boy: Now that I got that fifty dollars, you name the date.
Girl: August 15th.
Boy: Why August 15th?
Girl: Because that was the first day I'se kissed!
Boy: Oh was it? I didn't remember that!
Girl: You wasn't there.
Girl: August 15th.
Boy: Why August 15th?
Girl: Because that was the first day I'se kissed!
Boy: Oh was it? I didn't remember that!
Girl: You wasn't there.
Monday, November 03, 2008
Callie's knitting project #2
Name that movie
Gentleman #1: You know, I have an idea. Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper.
Gentleman #2: What is it?
Gentleman #1: What's what?
Gentleman #2: The idea you have?
Gentleman #1: I just told you!
Gentleman #2: What was it?
Gentleman #1: Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper.
Gentleman #2: Right! Now that letter was signed 'XXXXX'. So he must have read about us in the newspaper and called us in to solve his murder.
Gentleman #1: How could XXXXX write us after he was already dead?
Gentleman #2: Right! You know what? Maybe whoever killed XXXXX wrote that letter.
Gentleman #1: If you killed XXXXX would you write to someone and ask them to find the killer?
Gentleman #2: Are you saying *I* killed XXXXX?
Gentleman #1: (aggravated) No! I'm saying you kill me!
Gentleman #2: What is it?
Gentleman #1: What's what?
Gentleman #2: The idea you have?
Gentleman #1: I just told you!
Gentleman #2: What was it?
Gentleman #1: Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper.
Gentleman #2: Right! Now that letter was signed 'XXXXX'. So he must have read about us in the newspaper and called us in to solve his murder.
Gentleman #1: How could XXXXX write us after he was already dead?
Gentleman #2: Right! You know what? Maybe whoever killed XXXXX wrote that letter.
Gentleman #1: If you killed XXXXX would you write to someone and ask them to find the killer?
Gentleman #2: Are you saying *I* killed XXXXX?
Gentleman #1: (aggravated) No! I'm saying you kill me!
Saturday, November 01, 2008
Halloween '08
I didn't get any pictures of the other kids but I did get one of this little witch sleeping on the job. We had quite a day. Lucy and I ran some errands early and then came home to have the power off for about 3 hours. The time I had set aside to make a pot of chili for a trick-or-treat get together later in the evening. Not getting that done, I went to pick up the kids to get Ginger to dance class while the others attended a party at the nursing home. After that I had one hour to come up with some chili. David saved the day by getting a pizza and taking the children without me and letting me stay home and rest.
Carson and Callie were both pirates, George was a teenage mutant ninja turtle that we borrowed from a neighbor, Ginger was Cinderella, Lucy was a witch, and David was a referee.
Carson and Callie were both pirates, George was a teenage mutant ninja turtle that we borrowed from a neighbor, Ginger was Cinderella, Lucy was a witch, and David was a referee.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Eva Lillian Martin
**I forgot to mention that her sweetheart passed away in 1985 so there is a long awaited reunion happening**
David's maternal grandmother passed away this morning. She had a heart attack on Friday and didn't recover from it. She was 93. Sue, David's mom, was able to drive up to Washington from southern Oregon to be there when she passed.
I met Grandma Jenkins a few months after David and I were married. About year after that she suffered a stroke and then went to an assisted living facility. Carson was born before the stroke because I have a picture of them together when he was really little. Because of the stroke she lost her eye sight gradually and some mobility which later got worse.
We have visited her a several times throughout the years which has been nice. The last time though was when Ginger was a baby so its been about five years.
Here is a picture of Grandma Jenkins with little David and his brother Matt. David is on the left. It is one of the only pictures I have of her on the computer right now.
David's maternal grandmother passed away this morning. She had a heart attack on Friday and didn't recover from it. She was 93. Sue, David's mom, was able to drive up to Washington from southern Oregon to be there when she passed.
I met Grandma Jenkins a few months after David and I were married. About year after that she suffered a stroke and then went to an assisted living facility. Carson was born before the stroke because I have a picture of them together when he was really little. Because of the stroke she lost her eye sight gradually and some mobility which later got worse.
We have visited her a several times throughout the years which has been nice. The last time though was when Ginger was a baby so its been about five years.
Here is a picture of Grandma Jenkins with little David and his brother Matt. David is on the left. It is one of the only pictures I have of her on the computer right now.
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